You like dating losers basically? - Me

"Yup. My goal is to destroy all of their dreams of romance and crush their soul" - My Ex

That would explain my two week binge of Jack Daniels. 

topgearaddiction:

Let us all rejoice in the epicness that is the Clarkson children! I love the how you can see he realizes what’s about to happen just before they throw the water on him! :D

MOTHERFUCKERS! :D

stantler:

rotom:

this is my only post to ever reach 100k notes…a gif with probably 5 frames and took less than a minute to make…anyways….

damn.. she’s thicc

stantler:

rotom:

this is my only post to ever reach 100k notes…a gif with probably 5 frames and took less than a minute to make…anyways….

damn.. she’s thicc

(via via-china)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via beloved-wolf)

My experience with dating. 

My experience with dating.